Some people downplayed their ridiculousness while others embraced it. Guess which one Wei Ying picks nearly every single time?
He tosses the rope around the trunk of the tree, reaching around to catch it with his other hand. He tugs on it to try and move the arm it's attached to further back behind the trunk. However far he gets, he pulls the leather taut and ties it around Lan Zhan's other wrist.
As he's doing this, he asks in the most innocent of tones. "Yes, my beautiful love? Are you getting excited? Are you wishing I would just hurry up and take your pants off? Patience!" He snickers, knowing full well how ironic and silly it is that he was playfully scolding Lan Wangji, of all people, to be patient. Sometimes he truly wondered if a funnier, wittier person in the world existed than him.
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Date: 2022-01-29 06:57 am (UTC)From:He tosses the rope around the trunk of the tree, reaching around to catch it with his other hand. He tugs on it to try and move the arm it's attached to further back behind the trunk. However far he gets, he pulls the leather taut and ties it around Lan Zhan's other wrist.
As he's doing this, he asks in the most innocent of tones. "Yes, my beautiful love? Are you getting excited? Are you wishing I would just hurry up and take your pants off? Patience!" He snickers, knowing full well how ironic and silly it is that he was playfully scolding Lan Wangji, of all people, to be patient. Sometimes he truly wondered if a funnier, wittier person in the world existed than him.